It’s Easter and you’re supposed to have a day with your family. You need to go inside and say hi to your uncles. But you don’t want to get clobbered. Take the STICK that’s next to the bush and use the fence on the left to climb over. Pick up the large BRICK lying on the pile of rubble and walk to the north around the house.
On the double back door is a note. The note says: do not enter. Take the NOTE and walk further to the left. Stick the note on the single door. As soon as you do, your uncle Rigatoni come through the double door and chases you. Walk around the pond back to the double door and as soon as you reach them you’re safe.
Inside you meet grandpa Spaghetti. Talk to him and he’ll tell you he’s bored watching golf. Walk up the stairs and talk to Mike and Lasagna. Tell about your plan and Lasagna will tell you about the spare key grandpa should have.
Walk to the right behind the stairs back to grandpa and tell him you’re playing pirates so you need the key to get to the treasure. He doesn’t give them like that and he wants something in return. Ask him “Like what” and he’ll tell you about the TV channel. Leave him and go up the stairs again. Search the hexagonal cabinet on the left and take the CRAYONS out. On the cabinet in the lower right is a red book. Take it, actually drop it, but keep a PAGE. Look at the shoes next to the stairs and take the wad of GUM from it. Walk back to the right behind the stairs.
Use the crayons on the paper to make a drawing of football. Use the gum on the paper to make it sticky. Put the paper on the TV and the channel’s changed. Talk to grandpa again and you’ll get the KEY. Walk to the south and to the right. Go north to the front of the house and use the fence to climb over. At the front of the house use the key on the front door on the right.
Talk to everyone in the room. You can learn a lot about the family. Use the door on the right to go into the practice room. On the floor is a book. Look at the book to read some pages and the instructions to operate the table. Read about the bug and the combinations not to press the buttons very carefully.
Leave the room and walk north. There’s uncle Johnny. Talk to him and learn about his back. Tell him you can help him if you can fix the machine. Walk back to the south and enter the room on the right again. In the box on the lower left is an EXTENSION CORD. Take it and it’s automatically connected for you. Use the door on the left and walk to the north.
Use the door on the left to enter the bathroom. Look in the cabinet under the sink to find TASTY PASTE. Use the brick on the crack in the ceiling to make an even bigger hole and use the extension cord on it to lead the cable through. Take an amount of toilet paper from the roll and use it on the toilet to clog it. That causes quite a mess.
Walk to the south three times to leave the house and use the fence on the left to climb over. Walk to the back and to the right and enter the house through the double doors. Climb the stairs in the back and from here it get’s tricky. The next sequence is timed so should be performed in a quick pace. Uncle Rigatoni must check on the toilet upstairs but doesn’t want you to follow. As soon as he climbs the stairs, follow him.
Climb up the stairs and as soon as your uncle spots you, use the door of the toilet on the right. Once inside use the bathrobe on the wall to hide in. Your uncle will enter but not see you and he’ll go downstairs again. As soon as he leaves, leave the toilet and enter the door on the right. On the floor is the POWER CORD again. Pick it up, leave the room and walk to the room at the other end of the hall. You’ll see a hole in the floor here so use the extension cord on the hole. Leave the room on the left and go quickly down the stairs, to the right behind the stairs and take the POWER CORD hanging from the ceiling. Take the cord and you’ll put the plug in the socket on the wall before it’s detected by your uncle and if you’re not fast enough you have to go back to the practice room. If you were fast enough, the cable will stay in place.
Walk to the south to leave the house, walk to the right and north and use the fence to climb it. Use the key on the front door on the right and walk to the north. Tell uncle Johnny the machine is ready. He’ll make himself comfortable on the table while you can push the buttons.
Push the buttons in the order as mentioned in the book: bend, break, bend, break and fold. Continue the foltering with twist, twist, fold, bend and twist. Finish it off wit break, fold, twist, bend and fold. That was the last of uncle Johnny. Use his remains to get an old SOCK. Leave the room and walk to the north twice. Talk to your mum and tell her you’re hungry. She’ll go into the kitchen and get you some soup while you have to wait and spend time with Macaroni. When she returns you’ll get the SOUP but it’s cold.
Walk to the south twice and enter the practicing room again. On the right is a water cooler that can also produce hot water. Use the soup on the cooler and the soup will be hot. Leave the room again and walk to the north twice. Use the soup on Macaroni and you’ll be taken to the time-out room.
Look at the box on the cabinet with your aunties initials in it. Use the box to have a look inside and take the right bottles out. You should take the RED BOTTLE which contains flammable fluid, take the GREEN BOTTLE which contains real perfume and take the BLUE BOTTLE which contains water. On the other side of the room is uncle Rigatoni’s LIGHTER. Pick it up as well. Use the red bottle on the bed and use the lighter on the wet spot.
The mattress will burn and reveal the KEY to the guest room. Take it and use it on the door to get outside. Your mum will be there telling you dinner is ready.
At the table you need to get rid of Macaroni. Pick up the SALT SHAKER and use it on the plate of Macaroni. She’ll eat it and have an immense need of water. Her own cup is already empty so pick up your own glass of WATER and give it to her. She’s still thirsty. Talk to Lasagna and ask if she wants to give her water to Macaroni. If she refuses tell her about your plan. She’ll give the water.
Talk to Mike and ask him to give his water to Macaroni. He doesn’t want to. Tell him you saw Rigatoni backwash in it and he’ll be happy to give it. Talk to Macaroni but she has to go to the toilet. Now you have to find Mari before someone notices you’re gone.
Walk to the right and go north around the house. Near the gate is now a rope. Use the rope to climb into the den. Use the door on the left, walk all the way to the right and use the door to enter the bedroom. There’s Mari. Talk to her and tell her to get to the table.
Pick up the DIARY and use the door on the right to leave the room. You’ll go downstairs and have a normal dinner until it’s time for the egg hunt. Use the door to go outside and you must find five very large eggs in the garden. That shouldn’t be too much of a problem. Walk around and pick up the eggs.You can also take the yellow FLOWER on the left and when you walk through the plants on the left, eventually some WHITE GUM will stick to your shoes. When you got all five, go to uncle Rigatoni and talk to him.
Uncle Rigatoni will toss another egg to the neighbors and you can all go inside if you get the egg back. Walk to the left and talk to Mike. Ask him his SHOE LACE. Talk to Lasagna and ask her for advice. You can’t have her shoelaces but you can have her PINK GUM for bait. Walk all the way to the right and to the north to the gate. Use the gate to get to the front of the house and walk further south to get to the car. Use the shoe lace on the stick and use the pink gum with the stick to make a fishing rod. Look at the window of the car to see the inside of the car. Use the makeshift rod on the KEYS to get them out.
Leave the car and use the keys on the trunk if the car. Take the BUCKET out and leave the trunk. Walk to the left and climb the fence on the left again. Walk to the north and right to see the back of the house and walk to the left to join the family. Use the bucket on the pond to get some FISH. As soon as you do, you tell Mari and she’ll catapult you over the fence to the garden of the neighbors.
As soon as you land, give the fish to the dog so he’s distracted and then take the pink EGG. Walk to the right to uncle Rigatoni and show him the egg. He gives up and all can go inside again. There your mother will tell you about the plan to go to the park. Now if you can dump Macaroni there….
Take the yellow SHOVEL from the sand. Walk to the north and follow the path to the left to the ranger station. In the white box outside the building you can find a CROWBAR. Use the shovel on the brown patch in front of the house, left of the path to dig a tunnel into the ranger station.
Inside you can find a key but it’s stapled to the wall. Use the crowbar on the key to pry then KEY off and then use the key on the metal box. Inside you find a CHOCOLAX BAR. Use the hole again to leave the house and walk back to the south. Give the bar to Macaroni and she’ll has to go to the toilet soon after.
Take the left SWING from the swingset and walk to the north, this time following the right path. There’s the outhouse with the tree next to it. Use the swing on the tree and using the swing you have to push the button the moment you are the closest to the outhouse. This way you knock it over.
You have to watch TV but all of you don’t want to. That’s asking for another sabotage. You have to mess up the satellite dish. Use the door on the left to leave the room and climb the wet stairs to the upper floor. Open the medicine cabinet above the sink and find a box of tampons. Take the box, spill the lot and take one TAMPON with you.
Walk to the south to go downstairs again and use the door on the right to enter aunt Edna’s bedroom. The door to the north leads to the ensuite bathroom and on the cabinet you find a bottle of NAILPOLISH REMOVER. Pick it up and use it on the sink to empty the bottle. Automatically you use a tampon to soak up the spillage. Use the little window to climb on the roof and access the satellite dish. Use the tampon on the dish to tamper with the signal reception. You’ll return to the TV and see that it’s broken beyond repair. So much for the mandatory viewing.You’re sent downstairs again.
Uncle Rigatoni slips and falls down the stairs. But the door is locked from the inside. You need to find a way to get in. Walk to the north into the kitchen and take the GLASS from the worktop. Walk to the south, then to the right to the dining room. Use the glass on the table with bottles of alcohol to get some BEER. Use the Tasty-Pasty toilet cleaner with the glass and leave the house on the south.
Your dad is still guarding the fence and he’s thirsty. Give him the glass with mixed beer and he’ll be gone in a second. Knocking over the flowerpot you get the KEY. Walk to the gate on the left and climb over it. Use the mysterious key on the door and enter the shed.
On the bench is a CHISEL you can take and when you use the crowbar on the grating you can see a button inside. But you can’t reach it. That causes the need for plutonium. Leave the shed and climb the fence again. Enter the house through the door on the right and talk to you mother. She’s giving you SOUP that needs some cheese. Talk to Lasagna and she’ll tell you what her mother carries in her purse.
Walk to the left and to the north to enter the kitchen. Use the fridge to search for cheese but your grandma is not too happy about that. She likes doing her nails so maybe that’s a way to distract her. We need to find aunt Jerry. Walk to the left and climb the stairs. There’s your neat-freak aunt Jerry. Look at her and talk to her. Look at her purse next to the couch. Behind her in the fireplace is a pile of ASHES. Pick it up and use it on the couch. While your aunt is cleaning it, you can take the NAIL POLISH from her purse.
Walk to the right behind the stairs and go to the left to the kitchen. Give the nail polish to grandma and she’ll leave. Now only you have to get rid of your aunt. Walk to the south twice to leave the house and climb the fence on the left. Next to the fence are garbage cans. Use them to find the moulded CHEESE. To grate them use the chisel on them and then put the grated cheese on the soup. Use the fence again and use the door on the right at the front of the house.
Give the soup back to your mother and she’ll make sure your aunt gets out of the kitchen. Walk to the left, then to the north to get into the kitchen. Use the Caserole’o’matic to make your brick glowing with URANIUM. Walk to the south twice to leave the house. Use the fence on the left to climb it and use the key to enter the shed. Use the glowing brick on the hole and it will bounce to the switch, unlocking the door.
Leave the shed, use the fence to climb over and use the door on the left to enter the house. Mari will enter the basement and find out what’s going on in there. You need protection if you want to go down there. Walk to the north to get into the kitchen and use the fridge to get the TURKEY out. Use the turkey on the oven on the right to cook it and take full advantage of the kevlar. Use the turkey on the fridge again to cool it off.
Use the turkey on yourself to wear it as armor. Walk to the south to go to the basement but be careful. As soon as you enter the hallway, your uncle Linguini smells the turkey and comes after you. Quickly use the smelly sock you got from uncle Johnny’s remains on uncle Linguini and he’ll go knock out.
Use the door of the basement to go downstairs and be prepared to face the consequences. Once your uncle starts walking towards you, you have two options:
– use the green bottle of perfume on your uncle.
– use the lighter on the box with fireworks under the stairs.
Game source: A copy of the game was found here on the internet.