You have to find inspiration for the newspaper.
Look at the yellow snow. Take the yellow snow to find a piece of TOILET PAPER and the POPE’S DROPPINGS in it. Walk to the right. You decide not to go any further without eating first. Use the hot dog on yourself to eat something and then walk to the right.
Look at the note on the door and then take the NOTE. The bin next to the door has eyes and you can talk to Hugh Heffner. Ask him who he is and decide to take the BIN WITH HUGH with you. Enter the house.
Talk to the fisherman. He’ll mention the chip and will remove it for you. Take the BUCKET from the corner and then use the bed. At first you won’t but when you use the bed again you’ll find the dead girl under the bed. The fisherman asks you to take the CORPSE. Try to take the penguin and the fisherman will tell you first to defeat Yahtzee.
Walk to the south to leave the house and walk to the north to the stone. When you’re near the stone use your pencil on the stone to reveal the cave behind it. Enter the cave and walk to the right until you meet Yahtzee. Talk to him and he’ll tell you he’s hungry. Use the bin with hugh on Yahtzee and enter ‘feed to yahtzee’ when asked. Yahtzee’s happy now. Talk to him again and ask him about the girl, what he’s doing here and how to defeat him. Use the pope’s droppings on Yahtzee and enter ‘throw at yahtzee’ when asked.
When Yahtzee is down, take the BOX, the HELMET and the CHICKEN SUIT. Use the vody of Yahtzee to find a SOCK, a BOMB and a MANUAL. Walk to the left to leave the cave and to the south to go back to the hut. Enter the hut and take the PENGUIN. You defeated Yahtzee so it shoudn’t be a problem.
Leave the hut and walk to the left to go back to the ship. Use the dead body on the ship to turn in the girl. As a reward you get… CAPTAIN MOSTLEY’S MUM. Use the penguin on the ship as souvenir for the captain and he’ll take you home. Now all you need is a good story…
Game source: A copy of the game was found here on the internet.