Get up from your bed and look in the pots next to the crawlspace.
In one of them is your own TURD. Take it and walk to the south to leave the cave. At the bottom of the ramp is a rock. You love rocks. Now there’s two ways to end:
- Use the turd on the rock and worship it.
- Walk to the right and watch the end… I warned you: watch the end!
Game source: A copy of the game was found here on the internet.