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Don’t Shit Your Pants – Walkthrough (Rete/2009)

By Leon | February 24, 2009

Don't Shit Your Pants Walkthrough Warning! This page contains the complete solution or walk-through to this game. Reading this page can spoil the challenge to complete the game by yourself. Please consider this when reading on. The walk-through of this game given here might not be the optimal solution, it’s a solution. Just to prove that the game can be finished. If you want a section of the walk-through or just a hint, send us an email with the part where you’re stuck, we’ll send you the section of the page you’ll need.

Award #1: Thinking (and shitting) inside the box

Award #2: Mr. Efficient

Award #3: Shitting 101

Award #4: So close and yet so far

Award #5: Sep-poo-ku

Award #6: Holding off for the inevitable

followed by

Award #7: the inevitable

Award #8: Shitting at the starting gun

Award #9: Slow typer

Game source: A copy of the game was found here on the internet.

Topics: Walkthrough | 26 Comments »

26 Responses to “Don’t Shit Your Pants – Walkthrough (Rete/2009)”

  1. Wheelnut Says:
    February 27th, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    You can also get #9 by not doing anything…

  2. Sam Says:
    March 4th, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    Excellent guide.

  3. Inkaide Says:
    March 25th, 2009 at 3:02 am

    Yay! Thanks for the walkthough! But where’s Award 7? And I didn’t get Award 6 much.

  4. leky Says:
    May 20th, 2009 at 6:50 pm

    an excelent guide it really helped a lot!

  5. Chenny Says:
    December 21st, 2009 at 1:59 am

    Do all of the steps in Award 6, then wait 45 seconds.

  6. KingPooper Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 1:00 am

    Seriously? There is a walk through for this game? It’s about not shitting yourself! Come on people!

  7. sgt.shitty head Says:
    April 17th, 2010 at 9:50 pm


    pull door
    take pills

  8. :3 Says:
    June 28th, 2010 at 8:56 pm

    Take pills
    fart lightly
    remove pants
    [Wait. This is not a command.]

  9. im the king of this game Says:
    July 6th, 2010 at 8:45 pm


    fart lightly

    take pills

    and you will get 6 and 7 😀

  10. lame Says:
    July 9th, 2010 at 10:42 pm

    #8 doesn’t work (for me at least)

  11. random Says:
    July 9th, 2010 at 11:28 pm

    for #8 type it in where you would type ‘play’

  12. MissMadameS Says:
    August 15th, 2010 at 1:40 am

    Stinking hilarious!

  13. jon Says:
    September 22nd, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    #8 needs to be entered from the main screen.
    just type “shit” innstead of “start”

  14. wooooooow Says:
    October 20th, 2010 at 4:39 am

    jajajjaa if you type “play” it says ur an idiot

  15. Shitty Says:
    January 31st, 2011 at 10:13 am

    With this guide i shit the right way

  16. Cyril Says:
    March 26th, 2011 at 2:49 pm


  17. my name is not idiot Says:
    March 27th, 2011 at 8:04 pm

    If you you type start it says your an idiot.

  18. Mahmut Says:
    April 1st, 2011 at 11:11 am

    If you type: “don’t shit your pants” he will shit in his pants anyway wahaha xd

  19. Justyn Says:
    April 5th, 2011 at 10:42 pm

    Lol, tried this game after seeing lots of comments for it, pretty funny game, I liked it a lot. I love achievement games like this. One of my favorites was that elephant game.

  20. main_gi Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 11:45 pm

    Hidden Moves:

    pants off

    pants off

    pants off
    dont shit

    To sit on the toilet and shit at the same time:
    instead of ‘sit toilet’ type in ‘sHit toilet’.

  21. Shit King Says:
    August 15th, 2011 at 11:37 am

    – play
    – remove pants
    – fart lightly
    – fart lightly
    – fart lightly

    He will quickly put on his pants and shit them 😀

  22. mr.bro Says:
    March 13th, 2013 at 9:53 pm

    thank you i was so stumped espcelly the se-poo-ku one

  23. mr.bro Says:
    March 13th, 2013 at 9:55 pm

    re:shit king:lolololololololololol

  24. Vinicius Says:
    March 8th, 2014 at 3:15 pm

    Thank you!

  25. Jose14 Says:
    April 22nd, 2014 at 3:23 pm

    Yeah yeah Yeah

  26. Luc Says:
    June 12th, 2015 at 8:12 pm


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